i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
me on my way home from class:
oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home:
"I just don’t feel anything about it anymore. Though you clearly do.”
i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
If I show up to the Oscars wearing what I want to wear, no one’s going to take me seriously.